Monday, October 18, 2004

things that make women drop their panties...but why?

ok first of all the slapping stories were just bringing up bad memories i didnt sleep too well last night and i think part of the reason being is because i reanimated my exgfs knocking my poor noggin like a bobble head...but anyway..."things that make women drop their panties....its an interesting yet so very unfathomable concept."

besides the conventional things like cash, cars, power, cash, power, cash, and cash...i realized that even if you dont have money or power at all u still have a very good chance of getting laid...all you need to do is pick up an instrument, spend like a million years to learn it then you're set...of course by then even viagra cant save your sack of prunes...

but why is that, chicks love guys who play an instrument...it could be the fucking oboe and they'll be wetter than a slip-n-slide...its not like playing the instrument makes them any better at sex...or make them any more understanding of your "feelings"...the most generic answer compiled from eclectic sources is because the passion ensued in our music makes us so attractive...you know...thats totally understandable, its fine that we become more attractive and you want to be with us because we can show such passion and compassion for something...but see girls constantly argue that being attracted to someone doesnt mean they have to strip on the spot and fuck the guys....

if that is true then why the fuck is it so goddam easy to get you women on ur backs...and its not easy before they know you play an instrument, but after ...its like "oh wow u play the spoons, can we have sex now?"... what do u do afterwards anyway, because everyone knows that you women confide in each other about every topic in the realm of fashion, gossip, menstrual-induced social problems, and other bullshit....do you go off and say

"hey girlfriend, guess what i fucked a musician last night..."
"oh yea who?"
"oh hes not really anyone big but he plays in this band and hes the xylophone guy...he totally rocks out on those wooden bars"

not that im complaining...but its just odd, HOW easy it is to get some when u can play an instrument...i thought it would be more of a attraction towards personality or some sort of secondary reinforcement for signs of individualism through creativity and artistic expression...but its more like a direct link to sexual inhibition...

you primal women...its ok, daddy's here

31 Comments:

At October 20, 2004 at 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so how many grls have u fucked playing the piano? HEHE

 
At October 20, 2004 at 3:45 PM, Blogger Scott B said...

that's wrong, it isnt the instrument its the stardust.
they want to fuck things famous.

 
At October 20, 2004 at 5:16 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

its actually hard to numerate how many girls i've "fucked" based on the exclusion of playing piano alone...because i dont play professionally, most of the time its casual among friends, so its used more as a stepping stone, if you will...the most hookup ive experienced closest to sole piano playing was with this guy's girlfriend...she had some fetish for fur elise or some bullshit...other than that, there only several which im sure piano helped my "cause"

 
At October 20, 2004 at 5:17 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

thanks for the correction thats actually right...nothin but leeches...the lot of you!

 
At October 20, 2004 at 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I remember u tellin me that...

 
At October 20, 2004 at 7:40 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

who is this?

 
At October 22, 2004 at 8:12 PM, Blogger megan said...

hey! this is megan! thanks for umm taking up for me. its cool tho. i know i was just blabbing and honestly for whoever that kid was, i dont care if ne1 reads it or not!! but its cool! i know none of it is ... *exciting*!! lol.. well ttyl

 
At October 23, 2004 at 12:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The girl of ur dreams

 
At October 23, 2004 at 10:46 AM, Blogger Hiro said...

u cant be my dream girl cuz my dream girl is stuck on the end of my right arm...

 
At October 23, 2004 at 10:46 AM, Blogger Hiro said...

u cant be my dream girl cuz my dream girl is stuck on the end of my right arm...she doesnt bitch or moan, and shes there whenever i want her and asks nothing of me except that i love her...

 
At October 23, 2004 at 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol good one

 
At October 23, 2004 at 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea, but she can't suk ur dik...

 
At October 23, 2004 at 6:16 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

in that case...hi im Hiro, nice shoes...

 
At October 23, 2004 at 7:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank u, they're brand new..I just bought them in SF...

 
At October 24, 2004 at 9:52 AM, Blogger Hiro said...

u missed that....u know the line "nice shoes wanna...fuck?" yea its ok next time, see MY right hand always understands me

 
At October 24, 2004 at 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah i guess

 
At October 24, 2004 at 3:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea, but my interpretation was clever.. n u didn't get it either.. oh well..I'm still up for the offer

 
At October 24, 2004 at 6:45 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

who is this..enlighten me that not all girls are like my ex

 
At October 24, 2004 at 8:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure you wouldnt want to know who this is..trust me

 
At October 24, 2004 at 8:45 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

ok i believe u then...

 
At October 24, 2004 at 8:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good..

 
At October 24, 2004 at 10:41 PM, Blogger Hiro said...

ok one question...have we already swapped bodily fluids? if so i got a good idea who this is

 
At October 24, 2004 at 11:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol u r funny..u r smarter than u think..Y even bother to ask me?

 
At October 25, 2004 at 12:12 AM, Blogger Hiro said...

haha ok that actually didnt help too well...have we in the past um 3 monhts

 
At October 25, 2004 at 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thought u were more intuitive than that..hehe. I dunno have we?

 
At October 25, 2004 at 12:44 AM, Blogger Hiro said...

why i believe we have...long time no chat, and "chat"...lets catch up shall we

 
At October 25, 2004 at 12:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So u want to "chat" now huh? Are u sure about that?

 
At October 25, 2004 at 2:08 AM, Blogger Hiro said...

ok well to be absolutely honest with you i have no idea who u are but i can still pretend if u like

 
At October 25, 2004 at 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think u kno who this is..let me go down the list and asnwer all ur lil questions: 1) Yes we have exchanged bodily fluids 2) and yes it has been within the past three months 3) We haven't talked for a while (not a long while, but a while nevertheless)..it's dam obvious but I won't dare say my name cuz if i do i'm sure u'll run away from me..hehe..

 
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