things that make women drop their panties...but why?
ok first of all the slapping stories were just bringing up bad memories i didnt sleep too well last night and i think part of the reason being is because i reanimated my exgfs knocking my poor noggin like a bobble head...but anyway..."things that make women drop their panties....its an interesting yet so very unfathomable concept."
besides the conventional things like cash, cars, power, cash, power, cash, and cash...i realized that even if you dont have money or power at all u still have a very good chance of getting laid...all you need to do is pick up an instrument, spend like a million years to learn it then you're set...of course by then even viagra cant save your sack of prunes...
but why is that, chicks love guys who play an instrument...it could be the fucking oboe and they'll be wetter than a slip-n-slide...its not like playing the instrument makes them any better at sex...or make them any more understanding of your "feelings"...the most generic answer compiled from eclectic sources is because the passion ensued in our music makes us so attractive...you know...thats totally understandable, its fine that we become more attractive and you want to be with us because we can show such passion and compassion for something...but see girls constantly argue that being attracted to someone doesnt mean they have to strip on the spot and fuck the guys....
if that is true then why the fuck is it so goddam easy to get you women on ur backs...and its not easy before they know you play an instrument, but after ...its like "oh wow u play the spoons, can we have sex now?"... what do u do afterwards anyway, because everyone knows that you women confide in each other about every topic in the realm of fashion, gossip, menstrual-induced social problems, and other bullshit....do you go off and say
"hey girlfriend, guess what i fucked a musician last night..."
"oh yea who?"
"oh hes not really anyone big but he plays in this band and hes the xylophone guy...he totally rocks out on those wooden bars"
not that im complaining...but its just odd, HOW easy it is to get some when u can play an instrument...i thought it would be more of a attraction towards personality or some sort of secondary reinforcement for signs of individualism through creativity and artistic expression...but its more like a direct link to sexual inhibition...
you primal women...its ok, daddy's here